swoobats:

finished an old wip of Blake that i totally forgot about ahhah hhaha OTL


hemmoan:

i’m just gonna go out there and mention that time when the swedish radio host told 5sos what they just ate was fish semen, luke’s first instinct was to say 

"ah well that explains the saltiness" 


memeluvr2:

no money

no family

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shopjeen:

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Biggest fear

denchgang:

suctioning:

Nuttin in a girl mouth then she try to kiss me

a girl accepts your nut and you wont even take the kiss


shouldnt:

She wouldn’t stop playing with guns so we set off some fireworks


billyjoecobruh:

you either die the security guard or live long enough to see yourself get stuffed into an animatronic suit one piece at a time


yungkawaiinigga:

shotofpatr0n:

yungkawaiinigga:

date a girl who reads books

nah 

skip that

just fuck the book. 

put ya dick in the book

What?

I SAID

FUCK THE BOOK

PUT YA DICK IN THE BOOK


window-licking:

when your armpit just won’t shut up

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swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.


sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious


anthxny:

#classact

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